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Cruise Ship Diet: Eat Everything T-Shirt
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Cruise Ship Diet: Eat Everything T-Shirt

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⚓ Gildan Softstyle® 64000
⚓ Unisex fit
⚓ 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
⚓ Light fabric
⚓ Runs True To Size
⚓ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸🚢

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer, stronger, and more durable than regular cotton. Translation: it survives the wash without turning into a crop top.

Breathable Fabric — At a lightweight 4.5 oz, this tee won't have you sweating through your day. You're welcome.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit — A relaxed silhouette that actually fits like it's supposed to. Revolutionary, we know.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability — Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Because falling apart after three washes is not a personality trait we support.

Seamless Collar — Quarter-turned construction means no awkward center crease and a collar that actually holds its shape. Groundbreaking stuff, really.

Tear-Away Label — Rip it off, no residue, no scratchy nonsense. Just the comfort you deserve without the tiny tag ruining your whole day.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee — Love your tee or we'll give you your money back. No awkward breakup conversation required.

Printed in the USA — Every US order is printed and shipped right here on American soil. We've mentioned this before, but we're proud of it, okay?

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a proud US-based company — shocking, we know. Our t-shirts are printed right here on American soil, in Florida and Texas, because we like our ink the same way we like our coffee: domestic.

For our international friends, don't worry — we haven't forgotten about you. We've teamed up with printers around the world so your order arrives at your door without you having to wait an eternity. You're welcome.

Do you ship internationally?

Good news: we ship worldwide. Yes, even there. Wherever "there" is for you, we've got it covered — because great t-shirts shouldn't be limited by geography.

Shipping rates vary by location (we wish it were free everywhere, but sadly we don't run the postal system). Check out our shipping policy for the details that actually apply to you.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


Good news for the anxious among us — once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number so you can watch your package's every move. No, it can't wave back. But it's coming, we promise.

What materials are your products made of?


We don't do scratchy. Our tees are made with soft, durable materials that won't have anyone ripping them off five minutes after putting them on. Gentle on skin, tough enough for whatever chaos your day has in store. Exact materials vary by item, but we've listed all the boring-but-important details on each product page. You know, for the researchers among you.